Dagens Ord: Postapokalyptisk byxspännare

Tina får vilken dag som helst göra en postapokalyptisk byxspännare på mig, sen en rejäl omgång med hennes fasta fist som grädden på moset.

Ett cesiumspetat lavemang uppspänd i en kärnvapenkrater i Australien...mumma..

neee.. va konstigt alla mina besparingar försvann på mitt visakort men det kanske beror på  transaktionstekniska problem. Känner mig trygg att pengarna  snart dyker upp.

Jag fick just detta mail, eftersom det är så långt och innehåller så krångliga ord och avancerad grammatik så känns det äkta, Känner mig jättetrygg nu. Den Gode N'Boko N'Rhabiees är ju en trevlig prick.

Subject: Re: VERY URGENT NOTIFICATION
To: Ostfralla

SANTANDER BANK OF LONDON.
P O Box 1010
Liverpool, L70 1NL
UNITED KINGDOM
(Customer Services)
Email:N'Boko N'Rhabiees@skymail.mn
Ref:UK/9420X2/68
Batch:074/05/ZY369

We apologize if this email the delay. We have intended this to be an informal approach so that you will know that we have not contacted you in error or through spam.
We hereby confirmed receipt of part payment of US$7,500,000.00 dollars only, into our official ESCROW account with the Central Bank Of Nigeria, by order of the Central Newly Introduced 2010 Settlement Of Debt Scheme (SDS) in charge of Foreign Debt Recovery Committee on Overdue Contract / Inheritance payments in Africa, indicated in our database.

This programme was introduced to all bank in Africa such as the Central Bank Of Nigeria, for payment and settlement of Foreign Debt,as the African Nation, has suffered a lot of loss because of debts owed internationally,the 2010 budget has the payment order and you are approved and scheduled for payment immediately, forthwith and unconditionally,your funds will be delivered to you through diplomatic courier services like a consignment. to your door step or by direct wire transfer to your norminated bank account or by the certified bank draft or atm card payment,so the choice is yours .
Meanwhile I want you to forward the below requested information immediately, so that as soon as finalise processing of of your payment in the manner you may wish to recieve it.We will be releasing part of your funds from our Nigerian CBN contact office in the form of TC to enable you pay your fees,so in this case you are not expected to pay any fees unless you wish to pay from your pocket.
Kindly provide us with the below information by Email:(N'Boko N'Rhabiees@skymail.mn) to reconfirm your details in our database for immediate release of your funds.
Beneficiary Full Name:...................................................................
Address:.......................................................................................
Tel:............................................. *Fax:.........................................
Age/sex:........................................................................................
Occupation:..................................................................................
A copy of your working ID:............................................................
We sincerely apologize for the delays and advice you to STOP any further communication with your associate in any of the African countries for they contributed 100% hindrances to the release of your funds. Our final fund release order will be forwarded to our operational paying bank, the SANTANDER BANK, UK for immediate transfer allocation upon to be issued upon receipt your re-confirmed information.
Your full co-operation is fully required , as this might be the only available payment order for the year.
Note: Fund will be retrieved to treasury after ten (10) business days of this notice. We will be releasing part of your funds from our Nigerian CBN contact office in the form of TC to enable you pay your fees,so in this case you are not expected to pay any fees unless you wish to pay from your pocket.
Yours in service,
Best Regards
Mr N'Boko N'Rhabiees Foreign operations Dept.
SANTANDER BANK OF LONDON.

Ja, det där brevet är från mig! Följ bara instruktionerna!